Entry: The Phantom of the Mine Mar 27, 2006



Dear Victoria's Secret,

Recently, I lost my mind while in your store. First of all, I must mention that I work in a mine and that I don't receive a lot of human contact. I am thirty four years old and have never been on a date. When I was just a young miner, my face was mangled in a mine accident. To cope with my disfigurement, I began spending more and more time underground.

But in a fit of loneliness, I decided to go to the local mall to reacquaint myself with the outside world.  It was there that I saw your store and everything went horribly wrong. I had never seen anything like your store before. I made the worst mistake of my life when I went inside. As I found myself surrounded by lace and leather, I realized that I could not stop thinking about my mother.

I was so over stimulated that I could not think clearly. The next thing you know, I was stuffing every piece of underwear that I could find into my pockets. My foreman found me in the mine later that day in a pink negligee.

Ever since then my coworkers have not looked at me the same. I am not sure that I will be able to survive the humiliation. But I also do not think that I can abandon this newfound thrill. And since this whole situation is mostly your fault, I should get at least a fifty percent discount at your store. At the very least you should give me some underwear, preferably used.

Sincerely,

Marge Henderson

 
PS. I am keeping the pink negligee.

 

   8 comments

cheap nfl nike jerseys
September 23, 2012   06:39 AM PDT
 
Few things are impossible in themselves; and it is often for want of will, rather than of means, that man fails to succeed.
cheap football jerseys
September 23, 2012   06:20 AM PDT
 
Good blog and very nice information gathering on blog really very nice article.Great loved it, will be waiting for your future posts Thank you for sharing.
cheap football jerseys
September 23, 2012   06:19 AM PDT
 
Good blog and very nice information gathering on blog really very nice article.Great loved it, will be waiting for your future posts Thank you for sharing.
ukdissertationwritinghelp
February 15, 2011   12:25 AM PST
 
Itís a great tip on Do It yourself stuff. Thanks!
Oswuari
April 6, 2006   12:03 AM PDT
 
pleeease marry me?
Lyly
April 3, 2006   04:06 PM PDT
 
good goin' Marge....can we see pics?
plh
March 28, 2006   08:33 PM PST
 
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jasmine
March 28, 2006   01:13 AM PST
 
blue, i do believe i love you.
lmfao.
Fabulous darling *muah*

Leave a Comment:

Name


Homepage (optional)


Comments